I can't believe we're finally alone
I can't believe I almost went home
What are the chances? Everyone's dancing
And he's not with you (Hm, hm, hm, hm)

The universe must have divined this
What am I gonna do?
Not grab your wrist?
I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman

Plus all my clothes would fit
I could be a better boyfriend
I don't need to tell you twice
All the ways he can't suffice

If I could give you some advice
I would leave with me tonight
The universe must have divined this
Mm, mm, mm

Ladies first, baby, I insist
I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit

Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit
I could be a better boyfriend than him

I could be a better boyfriend
I never would have left you alone
Here on your own
Glued to your phone

Never would have left you alone
For someone else to take you home
I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did

Up all night, I won't quit
I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus you know my clothes would fit

I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit
Thinking I'm gonna steal you from him

I could be such a gentleman
Plus all my clothes would fit