I was always gonna end up on the wrong side of the track
I'm a blonde hair, nut case, freakshow certified damn maniac
The wheels upstairs a'turnin
But I swear that hamster died

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
Hell raisin' and high water
My tires done gone flat
I'm the bottom of the barrel with a target on my back

My mind goes to the gutter, man to me that's aiming high
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
Bonafide on the Bible
Bonafide on arrival

Them lights are on, but baby they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
So hit me where it hurts
'Cause honey I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
I'm salt poured in my coffee, sugar in the tank
I'm down to my last dollar laughin' on down to the bank
I stay off the wagon 'cause that horse is too damn high

You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
Bonafide on the Bible
Bonafide on arrival
Them lights are on, but baby they ain't bright (They ain't bright)

So hit me where it hurts
'Cause honey I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide

My left foot's on my right foot, my right foot's in my mouth
Hell, I'd be droppin' knowledge, but I just can't spit it out
Well, I ain't ever lonely 'cause it's me, myself, and I
You can bet your ass we're crazy bonafide

Bonafide on the Bible
Bonafide on arrival
Them lights are on, but baby they ain't bright (They ain't bright)
So hit me where it hurts

'Cause honey I've answered to worse
I was born a little wrong, but that's alright (That's alright)
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide
You can bet your ass I'm crazy bonafide