Medium cheese,
She's glad to take my order
Long Long way
From that Lao-Viet border
She fled the jungle
That evil Viet cong, pizza tran
Orange County
Is where you belong

Two long weeks
In that little leaky boat
Just to get the right
To see me and to vote

Here comes my pizza,
Down Bolsa Avenue,
Yes it's true
pizza tran I love you

Girls at school
They just don't understand
What do you see
in that little orphan tran?
She's so pretty
I'm proud to be her man,
And I am
And that's why