Rebecca rode up on the afternoon train
It was sunny
Her saltbox house on the coast
Took her mind off St. Louis

Bill was the heir to the Standard Oil name and money
And the town said, "How did a middle-class divorcee do it?"
The wedding was charming
If a little gauche

There's only so far new money goes
They picked out a home and called it "Holiday House"
Their parties were tasteful
If a little loud

The doctor had told him to settle down
It must have been her fault his heart gave out
And they said
"There goes the last great American dynasty

Who knows if she never showed up, what could've been
There goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen
She had a marvelous time ruinin' everything"
Rebecca gave up on the Rhode Island set

Forever
Flew in all her bitch pack friends from the city
Filled the pool with champagne and swam with the big names
And blew through the money on the boys and the ballet

And losin' on card game bets with Dalí
And they said
"There goes the last great American dynasty
Who knows if she never showed up, what could've been

There goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen
She had a marvelous time ruinin' everything"
They say
She was seen on occasion

Pacing the rocks, staring out at the midnight sea
And in a feud with her neighbor
She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green
50 years is a long time

Holiday house sat quietly on that beach
Free of women with madness, their men and bad habits
And then it was bought by me
Who knows if I never showed up what could've been

There goes the loudest woman this town has ever seen
I had a marvelous time ruinin' everything
I had a marvelous time ruinin' everything
A marvelous time ruinin' everything

A marvelous time
I had a marvelous time